Will Vietze ’15

Will Vietze is a deliciously sexy walking paradox—he is probably the only man on campus who can wear wide-whale cords and a Patagonia pullover and still look somewhat homeless. This 19-year old hunk is from Medfield, Mass., and after six years at an all-boys high school, Will is very excited to have finally met some girls that aren’t his sisters (fun fact: he’s a triplet!).

When he isn’t busy on the hunt for quesadillas or getting punched in the face by hockey alumni, you can find Will hitting the slopes of Sugarloaf. This mountain man can shred, and if you ladies out there are smart you will let him ski down your slopes this Friday night.

Will is a phenomenal chef, who once won his high school chili cook-off. Speaking of spicy, he likes exotic girls, possibly foreign.

If you are a girl who likes to have a fun time, look no further. Will is an absolute clown, and if you aren’t embarrassed to be around a guy who occasionally rocks all-plaid outfits or casually wears tall tees, you might have just found the man of your dreams. He likes girls who are sensitive, independent and love to snuggle. His dislikes include Colby campus security (it’s personal), scary movies, boxed wine and crying.

Favorite Book: The Help Favorite Article of Clothing: Vineyard Vines Boxers Favorite Animal: Ferret Favorite Actor: Mowgli from The Jungle Book Favorite Day of the Week: Tuesday

—Written by Lily Holland

Kelsey Davis ’15

If you are looking to find a freshman cutie to spend the weekend with, look no further than Ms. Kelsey Davis. Kelsey hails from Marblehead, Mass. 20 minutes outside of Boston, just like the average Colby student; but you will find there is nothing ordinary about this young firecracker/sass queen.

Kelsey technically lives in Hillside, but you’ll most likely find her in the library, sprawled out at one of the computers or nestled up at the loner table by the Davis Lab.

If you’ve seen someone wrapped up in a blanket eating cheese around 12:45 a.m. in Miller, make no mistake that is your bachelorette of the month. This cutie can also be seen in some sort of blue and white striped shirt/sweater combination strutting around Bobs at 7 a.m. because she likes the aesthetics of the sunrise.

Kelsey isn’t just another pretty face—she has the ambition of Tyra Banks and the ‘tude of Beyonce. She was the president of her senior class in high school and the captain of her varsity tennis team. Her other interests include taking selfies, booty poppin’ and roster stalking.

This smokeshow needs a strong man with rock hard abs to tame her wild ways, one who can rock Nantucket red pants and boat shoes like a champ. But beware boys, Kelsey is one tough cookie—it takes a real man to win her heart.

Favorite Color: Madras Favorite Food: Uncrustables Favorite Pastime: Online shopping Favorite Movie: Saw III Favorite Celeb: Usher

—Written by Lily Holland