Pride Week Bachelor and Bachelorette: Andrew Cox '11J and Carla Aronsohn '13
Andrew Cox '11J
A chemistry and computer science double major with the most winning smile on campus, Andrew Cox likes his men like he likes his majors: unrelated, but two at the same time.
As a member of BMR, Andrew can keep you entertained with high kicks, jazz hands, belting like a diva and a great sense of humor. What could be better than having the finest member of the Colby 8 serenade you with his oh-so-seductive voice? Andrew also gives the best hugs. He can make you feel special---his name isn't Cox for nothing.
Having spent many month in China on repeat occasions, Andrew can handle medical emergencies in a different language, has hiked and slept on the Great Wall, and is looking for someone to share in his globe trekking adventures.
After a long day between rehearsals and working in The Bridge office, Andrew would want to come home to fresh baked cookies and a romantic comedy, preferably one starring Ryan Reynolds.
Favorite musical: The Lion King
Ideal date: Having an adventure.
Item on his Colby Bucket List: Having public sex
Carla Aronsohn '13
A poem about this month's single lady, written by her best friend:
When she steps out on the field,
Ya'll know her 'cause she walks with an axe,
Like an old school 'Jack or a real juggler.
She's rocking Carharts,
She's dressin' smart (for a Lumberjill),
And she's got a love for humanity in her heart.
She's looking kind of fierce, we'd want her around if there were zombies.
This is what she wants to do: watch that L Word sex scene.
Chop all day,
Spoon all night (big or little).
Forget gender roles,
She dates only humans.
It's mornin' time, and she gets up early.
She climbs a tree outside, and then she spots a squirrely!
Four out of five girls want it bad, Carla's got some fire skill.
But she says, "Yo man, let's just eat at Foss and chill."
She's looking kind of snazzy, in that giant Snuggie outfit.
This is what she wants to do: equalize the sexes girl.